1 00:01:11,195 --> 00:01:14,031 Write slip twice. Put money in the bag. 2 00:01:14,532 --> 00:01:15,532 Joe? 3 00:01:16,825 --> 00:01:17,701 Gina. 4 00:01:19,203 --> 00:01:22,038 Lucas, what are you doing in here? 5 00:01:22,956 --> 00:01:25,625 My life has reached its pinnacle. 6 00:01:28,545 --> 00:01:30,672 Joe's letting me close the store tonight. 7 00:01:30,964 --> 00:01:33,383 - You're kidding. - I am not. 8 00:01:33,466 --> 00:01:35,385 Big responsibility, Lucas. 9 00:01:35,468 --> 00:01:36,344 Yes. 10 00:01:36,510 --> 00:01:39,012 But Joe's rules are extremely simple: 11 00:01:39,137 --> 00:01:40,889 Count money twice... 12 00:01:40,973 --> 00:01:43,016 keep my hands off of his beer... 13 00:01:43,225 --> 00:01:44,643 cigars... 14 00:01:44,851 --> 00:01:46,228 and drumsticks. 15 00:01:46,311 --> 00:01:49,356 My, my, how will you remember it all? 16 00:01:49,982 --> 00:01:51,066 Good luck. 17 00:01:51,149 --> 00:01:52,567 Don't screw it up. 18 00:01:56,570 --> 00:01:59,532 A responsibility like this requires the obedience... 19 00:01:59,699 --> 00:02:01,117 of a saint. 20 00:02:37,651 --> 00:02:40,778 "Music Town franchise option agreement"? 21 00:02:57,794 --> 00:02:59,463 They've got to be kidding. 22 00:03:01,590 --> 00:03:04,092 In the immortal words of The Doors: 23 00:03:05,761 --> 00:03:07,971 "The time to hesitate is through." 24 00:04:25,794 --> 00:04:26,878 Twenty-two. 25 00:04:27,504 --> 00:04:29,171 Twenty-two black. 26 00:04:30,798 --> 00:04:32,341 Who was that guy? 27 00:04:33,884 --> 00:04:36,303 Craps! End of roll! New roller! 28 00:04:37,763 --> 00:04:40,516 Place your bets, please. Get your bets down. 29 00:04:41,809 --> 00:04:43,352 We have a high roller. 30 00:04:43,394 --> 00:04:46,855 $9,104. I counted it. Twice. 31 00:04:47,856 --> 00:04:49,315 I like your style. 32 00:04:50,483 --> 00:04:52,777 Joe told me to count it twice. 33 00:04:53,111 --> 00:04:55,864 No more bets, please. Put your bets down. 34 00:04:57,031 --> 00:04:59,199 Do I just throw it and get a seven? 35 00:04:59,241 --> 00:05:01,660 - That would be very good, sir. - Feeling lucky? 36 00:05:01,744 --> 00:05:04,163 I'm guided by a force much greater than luck. 37 00:05:05,164 --> 00:05:06,123 Seven! 38 00:05:06,206 --> 00:05:07,624 A winner! 39 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:10,586 - Baby, you are sexy! - I know. 40 00:05:11,170 --> 00:05:12,713 Same lucky shooter. 41 00:05:12,754 --> 00:05:14,465 Get your bets down. 42 00:05:14,755 --> 00:05:18,009 - Hot shooter on the line. - You know what? Let it ride. 43 00:05:20,762 --> 00:05:22,263 Hot dice coming out. 44 00:05:22,388 --> 00:05:25,975 That's an $18,000 bet. Sure you know what you're doing, kid? 45 00:05:26,184 --> 00:05:29,061 I know this: That if I win this roll... 46 00:05:29,145 --> 00:05:31,813 I will save the place that I work from being sold... 47 00:05:31,897 --> 00:05:34,357 and the jobs of my friends that work there. 48 00:05:34,774 --> 00:05:37,152 Thus striking a blow at all that is evil... 49 00:05:37,277 --> 00:05:40,030 and making this world a better place to live in. 50 00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:41,281 What? 51 00:05:43,950 --> 00:05:46,076 And I'll... buy you guys a drink. 52 00:05:46,118 --> 00:05:47,620 Party! Okay! 53 00:05:47,870 --> 00:05:49,288 Get your bets down. 54 00:05:49,455 --> 00:05:50,623 Joe... 55 00:05:51,749 --> 00:05:53,250 this one's for you. 56 00:05:55,711 --> 00:05:56,587 Two. 57 00:05:56,629 --> 00:05:58,380 - Craps. - End of roll. 58 00:05:58,464 --> 00:06:01,008 You know something? You used to be cute. 59 00:06:01,342 --> 00:06:03,593 And you used to have $9,000. 60 00:06:07,305 --> 00:06:10,099 I wonder if I'll be held responsible for this. 61 00:06:20,317 --> 00:06:22,402 What the hell are you doing here, man? 62 00:06:23,111 --> 00:06:26,073 Something happened to me last night in Atlantic City. 63 00:06:26,448 --> 00:06:27,824 You went to Atlantic City? 64 00:06:27,991 --> 00:06:29,451 Did you win anything? 65 00:06:31,161 --> 00:06:32,995 No. I did not win. 66 00:06:33,871 --> 00:06:36,999 So, if you guys ever wonder if it was nice to know you... 67 00:06:37,166 --> 00:06:39,502 I tell you, now, that it was. 68 00:06:40,169 --> 00:06:41,963 Shit, man, what happened? 69 00:06:42,839 --> 00:06:44,006 What happened? 70 00:06:44,090 --> 00:06:48,260 I do not regret the things I've done, but those I did not do. 71 00:06:49,135 --> 00:06:50,762 Lucas, how much? 72 00:06:51,012 --> 00:06:52,180 How much? 73 00:06:55,684 --> 00:06:56,643 Shit. 74 00:06:57,853 --> 00:06:59,980 What do you mean by "shit"? What's up? 75 00:07:02,524 --> 00:07:06,277 Lucas doesn't have any money, and Joe let him close the store last night. 76 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:07,695 Yeah? So? 77 00:07:10,656 --> 00:07:13,742 I guess he didn't live up to his responsibility, did he? 78 00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:17,162 No, not the full responsibility. Shut up. 79 00:07:17,538 --> 00:07:18,998 What's up, Joe? 80 00:07:21,332 --> 00:07:23,459 What's up with the boss threads, man? 81 00:07:24,168 --> 00:07:27,297 - Frigging Rex Manning Day. - What's up with the hostility? 82 00:07:42,060 --> 00:07:43,061 Phone. 83 00:07:43,812 --> 00:07:47,065 Right. Empire Records, open till midnight. This is Mark. 84 00:07:48,525 --> 00:07:49,901 It's the bank. 85 00:07:53,487 --> 00:07:54,655 Yeah, it's Joe. 86 00:07:56,240 --> 00:07:57,450 Are you sure? 87 00:07:58,492 --> 00:07:59,911 It should be. 88 00:08:00,244 --> 00:08:02,163 Empire Records, open till midnight. This is Mark. 89 00:08:02,246 --> 00:08:03,914 I don't know. I'll have to check. 90 00:08:03,998 --> 00:08:06,082 - It's the boss. - Give me a sec, please. 91 00:08:08,418 --> 00:08:11,963 Yeah, Mitch. Will you stop yelling, please? 92 00:08:12,255 --> 00:08:13,506 What's wrong? 93 00:08:14,424 --> 00:08:15,717 What is it? 94 00:08:16,468 --> 00:08:18,595 Lucas? No way. Come on. 95 00:08:19,929 --> 00:08:21,222 Here he comes. 96 00:08:44,118 --> 00:08:45,620 Damn it, Lucas! 97 00:08:51,876 --> 00:08:53,251 What's the matter? 98 00:08:57,297 --> 00:09:00,133 - Surprise! - What is it? 99 00:09:00,217 --> 00:09:02,219 Happy Rex Manning Day. 100 00:09:02,469 --> 00:09:04,805 When did you have time to make these? 101 00:09:04,930 --> 00:09:07,975 Dad says there are 24 usable hours in every day. Thank you. 102 00:09:08,432 --> 00:09:11,060 You absolutely amaze me. You are a nerd. 103 00:09:11,268 --> 00:09:12,395 That's me. 104 00:09:15,898 --> 00:09:17,733 - So? - So. 105 00:09:18,693 --> 00:09:19,985 So today... 106 00:09:20,152 --> 00:09:23,988 - I will offer myself to Rex Manning. - All right! 107 00:09:25,573 --> 00:09:26,574 I love you. 108 00:09:27,575 --> 00:09:28,702 Like this. 109 00:09:29,327 --> 00:09:31,579 Get your tongue off my record. 110 00:09:33,873 --> 00:09:36,960 Do you think Rex is the right guy for my first time? 111 00:09:38,962 --> 00:09:42,006 I think he's perfect for you, Corey. 112 00:09:46,343 --> 00:09:48,095 I need to ask your advice. 113 00:09:48,178 --> 00:09:52,099 You know a lot about love and women and that sort of thing. 114 00:09:52,307 --> 00:09:56,352 My wife left me for another woman, and my girlfriend made me leave at gunpoint. 115 00:09:56,686 --> 00:09:59,105 - Does this qualify me? - Definitely. 116 00:09:59,897 --> 00:10:03,860 I've decided today's the day that I'll tell Corey how I feel about her. 117 00:10:04,110 --> 00:10:06,529 I know what you're thinking, but I really am. 118 00:10:06,612 --> 00:10:10,199 I've been working here off and on for five years, so... 119 00:10:10,741 --> 00:10:12,993 I've got to tell her how I feel. 120 00:10:13,243 --> 00:10:14,369 That I... 121 00:10:15,787 --> 00:10:16,955 Love her. 122 00:10:17,873 --> 00:10:19,541 How do I do that? 123 00:10:21,710 --> 00:10:23,295 You say, "I love you." 124 00:10:23,795 --> 00:10:25,714 You want written instructions? 125 00:10:27,089 --> 00:10:29,842 If I find that kid, I swear I'll kill him. 126 00:10:30,509 --> 00:10:32,219 - I'll tell her this morning. - Good. 127 00:10:32,303 --> 00:10:34,138 By noon. Definitely. 128 00:10:34,221 --> 00:10:35,681 No. By noon or 1:00. 129 00:10:36,474 --> 00:10:38,893 By 1:37 exactly, Joe. 130 00:10:41,395 --> 00:10:42,604 Good luck. 131 00:10:43,063 --> 00:10:44,189 Thank you. 132 00:10:51,905 --> 00:10:55,200 I remember the first time he sang it on The Family Way. 133 00:10:55,241 --> 00:10:58,285 I got so excited I almost choked on a pretzel. 134 00:10:58,368 --> 00:10:59,787 - Don't go in there. - Why? 135 00:10:59,870 --> 00:11:03,916 I got something to tell you. Both of you. 136 00:11:04,416 --> 00:11:07,753 Come on, Lucas, pick up the phone. Pick it up. 137 00:11:08,504 --> 00:11:10,172 Come on, buckethead! 138 00:11:10,923 --> 00:11:12,132 Hi, Joe. 139 00:11:12,633 --> 00:11:15,343 - Does Joe know? - Nope. Just act normal. 140 00:11:16,385 --> 00:11:17,804 - What's up, Joe? - What's new? 141 00:11:17,887 --> 00:11:19,764 - How you doing? - Damn! 142 00:11:20,556 --> 00:11:21,766 I got green! 143 00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:24,185 Let's see who goes first. I got a brown! 144 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:26,604 - Anybody got brown? - Brown. 145 00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:28,814 Orange. 146 00:11:30,649 --> 00:11:31,817 Shit! 147 00:12:30,247 --> 00:12:32,957 - What are you doing, man? - Exercising my veto, man. 148 00:12:33,082 --> 00:12:35,710 It's only 9:00. You sure you want to do that? 149 00:12:35,793 --> 00:12:38,170 Listening to this crap will make you sterile. 150 00:12:40,756 --> 00:12:42,800 Maybe I want to be sterile. 151 00:12:51,016 --> 00:12:52,434 What are you doing here? 152 00:12:52,601 --> 00:12:56,271 Calculus. I hate it, but my dad says I've got to get an A. 153 00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:58,815 You're not on until this afternoon. 154 00:13:00,192 --> 00:13:01,985 It's Rex Manning Day. 155 00:13:03,819 --> 00:13:05,404 Rex Manning Day. 156 00:13:05,988 --> 00:13:09,158 Oh, Rexy, you're so sexy. 157 00:13:46,235 --> 00:13:48,903 Mark, could you please not sing? 158 00:13:50,863 --> 00:13:52,323 You know what, Joe? 159 00:13:52,406 --> 00:13:55,368 One of these days, I'm going to show you little people. 160 00:13:55,409 --> 00:13:58,704 On that day, I'll jump out of my wheelchair and dance. 161 00:13:58,829 --> 00:14:00,247 How about today? 162 00:14:00,331 --> 00:14:01,874 Rex Manning Day. 163 00:14:12,717 --> 00:14:15,095 - Where's the money? - The money is gone. 164 00:14:15,220 --> 00:14:17,013 Yeah, I know it's gone. 165 00:14:17,722 --> 00:14:18,682 Where's it gone to? 166 00:14:19,182 --> 00:14:20,599 Atlantic City. 167 00:14:21,767 --> 00:14:23,185 Is it coming back from Atlantic City? 168 00:14:24,853 --> 00:14:26,272 I don't think so. 169 00:14:26,605 --> 00:14:28,774 What's it doing in Atlantic City? 170 00:14:29,108 --> 00:14:30,484 Recirculating. 171 00:14:38,950 --> 00:14:40,243 Are you pissed off? 172 00:14:43,955 --> 00:14:45,456 Lucas, listen to me. 173 00:14:45,665 --> 00:14:49,252 I told Mitchell Beck that you forgot to deposit the money. 174 00:14:49,627 --> 00:14:51,837 I told him the money was still here. 175 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:54,798 Joe, that's not true. It's in Atlantic City. 176 00:14:55,507 --> 00:14:56,591 I swear. 177 00:14:58,927 --> 00:15:01,179 Shut up, sit down, and don't you move. 178 00:15:01,471 --> 00:15:04,558 - It could be in other cities by now. - Shut up! 179 00:15:04,975 --> 00:15:09,270 Under no circumstances do I want you to leave that couch. 180 00:15:10,646 --> 00:15:13,024 Unless it's to get me $9,000. 181 00:15:13,399 --> 00:15:15,359 Then you bring it here to me. 182 00:15:20,614 --> 00:15:22,116 I think it'll be okay. 183 00:15:22,490 --> 00:15:24,159 What makes you think that? 184 00:15:24,534 --> 00:15:27,787 Who knows where thoughts come from? They just appear. 185 00:15:30,331 --> 00:15:31,583 What a moron. 186 00:15:35,128 --> 00:15:37,339 - Are you Corey Mason? - For me? 187 00:15:38,088 --> 00:15:39,173 Thank you. 188 00:15:39,548 --> 00:15:40,632 Later. - 'Bye, thank you. 189 00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:45,012 "To the number one in her class. Harvard, 1999. 190 00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:48,849 "Make me proud. Love, Daddy." That's sweet. 191 00:15:48,974 --> 00:15:51,143 God, nothing's ever enough for him. 192 00:15:51,477 --> 00:15:55,146 He didn't mean it like that. I'm sure he didn't. 193 00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:56,773 Excuse me. 194 00:15:58,357 --> 00:16:00,109 Hi. How are you today? 195 00:16:32,932 --> 00:16:34,308 Hi, Debra. 196 00:16:37,436 --> 00:16:40,772 - She hates me. - Yeah, she hates me, too. 197 00:16:41,272 --> 00:16:44,067 But I have enough sense to hate her back. 198 00:16:48,196 --> 00:16:49,656 - Good morning, Deb. - Hi, Deb. 199 00:16:57,955 --> 00:16:59,415 Lucas, are you in trouble? 200 00:17:00,249 --> 00:17:01,875 Did you need the money? 201 00:17:02,751 --> 00:17:05,421 If you are in trouble, you can talk to me. You know that. 202 00:17:06,088 --> 00:17:10,008 We're all in some kind of trouble. Am I the only one who sees it? 203 00:17:10,843 --> 00:17:12,385 You know, Deb's in trouble. 204 00:17:13,803 --> 00:17:16,097 - A.J.'s in trouble. - A.J.'s not in trouble. 205 00:17:16,180 --> 00:17:17,890 And Corey is in trouble. 206 00:17:17,974 --> 00:17:19,684 She's not in trouble. She's going to Harvard. 207 00:17:19,767 --> 00:17:21,477 Mark's in trouble. Eddie's in trouble... 208 00:17:21,561 --> 00:17:23,938 Hey, I'm the one who's in trouble here. 209 00:17:24,397 --> 00:17:25,731 'Cause every minute that goes by... 210 00:17:25,773 --> 00:17:28,942 and I don't call the cops I look like a bigger bananahead. 211 00:17:29,025 --> 00:17:33,238 Joe, I can categorically say that you are not a bigger bananahead. 212 00:17:33,947 --> 00:17:36,074 You screwed me, Lucas. You know that, right? 213 00:17:36,324 --> 00:17:37,617 What do you want me to do? 214 00:17:37,701 --> 00:17:41,580 - Call Mitchell? Tell him I lied? - It seems like a viable option. 215 00:17:42,997 --> 00:17:46,208 I swear to God, if you're fooling with me, I will kill you. 216 00:17:51,297 --> 00:17:54,133 - A.J., I need another closer. - I opened, man. 217 00:17:54,425 --> 00:17:55,885 Come on. I wouldn't ask... 218 00:17:56,302 --> 00:17:58,137 but I have got no choice. 219 00:17:58,303 --> 00:17:59,596 I can close. 220 00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:03,808 Yeah, I can close. It's cool. 221 00:18:04,058 --> 00:18:06,686 They just raised my rent, so I could use the money. 222 00:18:06,978 --> 00:18:08,605 Damn the man! 223 00:18:08,938 --> 00:18:11,399 Oh, God, I am in hell! 224 00:19:36,395 --> 00:19:40,274 You think it's possible for someone to be in love with someone else and not even know it? 225 00:19:41,817 --> 00:19:45,320 In this life, there are nothing but possibilities. 226 00:19:47,321 --> 00:19:48,489 That's good. 227 00:19:48,906 --> 00:19:51,534 I must tell Corey I love her by 1:37. 228 00:19:52,618 --> 00:19:54,245 That's an excellent time. 229 00:20:03,295 --> 00:20:06,006 You did have hair when you went in there, right? 230 00:20:06,089 --> 00:20:08,758 It's still in the sink if you want to glue it. 231 00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:14,180 Is it true you committed the perfect crime? 232 00:20:15,140 --> 00:20:16,850 Not entirely perfect. 233 00:20:20,102 --> 00:20:21,228 You see that, man? 234 00:20:25,566 --> 00:20:28,485 - What's with you today? - Bad hair day. 235 00:20:29,111 --> 00:20:31,071 No, I mean with this. What is this? 236 00:20:32,281 --> 00:20:35,408 - What happened? - I went to rock and roll heaven... 237 00:20:35,491 --> 00:20:38,620 and I wasn't on the guest list. Now please move, I have to go to work. 238 00:20:39,579 --> 00:20:42,040 No. Now you tell me what is going on! 239 00:20:42,957 --> 00:20:47,420 I decided I'd rather kill myself than meet Rex Manning. Excuse me, I'm going. 240 00:20:47,545 --> 00:20:49,963 Listen to me, this isn't funny. I'm not joking. 241 00:20:50,172 --> 00:20:52,716 I won't let you leave until you tell me what's going on. 242 00:20:53,008 --> 00:20:55,260 - Mind your own business. - She's fine. 243 00:20:56,261 --> 00:20:57,721 She's amazing. 244 00:21:00,182 --> 00:21:01,266 Thank you. 245 00:21:03,477 --> 00:21:05,020 She's in the store. 246 00:21:05,353 --> 00:21:07,021 She's going to be okay. 247 00:21:08,356 --> 00:21:09,690 What's with you? Yesterday you were normal... 248 00:21:09,815 --> 00:21:13,194 today you're like the Chinese guy from The Karate Kid. 249 00:21:14,820 --> 00:21:16,614 What's with you today? 250 00:21:16,989 --> 00:21:19,033 What's with "today" today? 251 00:21:21,326 --> 00:21:22,619 I don't know. 252 00:21:35,006 --> 00:21:36,507 Why'd you do that? 253 00:21:36,590 --> 00:21:39,635 I'm just your typical nutty teenager in America. 254 00:21:39,843 --> 00:21:42,388 Before you hear all about it... 255 00:21:44,139 --> 00:21:45,641 That's supposed to be a joke, right? 256 00:21:46,016 --> 00:21:47,601 No. You're the joke. 257 00:21:57,485 --> 00:21:59,862 Well, Sinead O'Rebellion... 258 00:22:00,780 --> 00:22:04,200 shock me, shock me, shock me with that deviant behavior. 259 00:22:04,909 --> 00:22:08,662 That is so clever. You get smarter the shorter your skirt gets. 260 00:22:08,870 --> 00:22:13,333 And you get smarter the shorter your hair gets... so it's probably a good thing you went with that. 261 00:22:13,792 --> 00:22:16,294 - It's a wonderful look for you, darling. - Thank you. 262 00:22:46,865 --> 00:22:48,783 I have to go to the bathroom. 263 00:22:50,743 --> 00:22:52,871 I want to report a robbery. 264 00:22:53,413 --> 00:22:54,955 No, I will not hold... 265 00:23:07,509 --> 00:23:08,719 Excuse me. 266 00:23:09,428 --> 00:23:10,595 Excuse me. 267 00:23:13,973 --> 00:23:15,308 Veto! 268 00:23:16,184 --> 00:23:17,769 What's up with that? 269 00:23:17,852 --> 00:23:20,980 It's too early. It makes the customers all crazy-like. 270 00:23:21,230 --> 00:23:22,899 That's the whole point. 271 00:23:23,941 --> 00:23:24,901 Eddie! 272 00:23:24,942 --> 00:23:27,527 What's up, dude? I heard your music playing. 273 00:23:27,611 --> 00:23:29,779 - That's pretty scary stuff. - Yeah, it was moshy. 274 00:23:30,197 --> 00:23:33,241 I'm glad to say I made you a tape last night, for educational purposes. 275 00:23:34,159 --> 00:23:37,829 Here's the deal. You start off with a little classical music. 276 00:23:38,830 --> 00:23:41,790 Then you got some Shaggs on there, and Residents... 277 00:23:42,208 --> 00:23:45,044 - and a little Floyd and Zeppelin. - Floyd is very cool. 278 00:23:45,127 --> 00:23:48,255 And another very cool thing is, I made you these. 279 00:23:49,048 --> 00:23:51,967 They're my special recipe and you know what that means. 280 00:23:52,009 --> 00:23:53,260 Lots of sugar. 281 00:23:54,261 --> 00:23:56,971 You got to understand something here. 282 00:23:57,472 --> 00:23:59,933 This music is the glue of the world. 283 00:24:00,016 --> 00:24:02,685 It holds it all together. Without this... 284 00:24:03,269 --> 00:24:05,480 life would be meaningless. 285 00:24:06,272 --> 00:24:08,399 Dude, have you heard about Lucas? 286 00:24:12,986 --> 00:24:17,241 Lucas, man, I heard you went to Vegas and married a mobster's wife... 287 00:24:17,324 --> 00:24:20,452 and now you've got a hit on you. Is that true? 288 00:24:21,411 --> 00:24:23,330 Not entirely true. 289 00:24:24,373 --> 00:24:26,625 Outlaw Man, we salute you. 290 00:24:26,833 --> 00:24:27,917 Thank you. 291 00:24:28,167 --> 00:24:31,712 - No problem. - This song goes out to our employee of the week, Lucas. 292 00:24:32,004 --> 00:24:33,297 A little tribute, man. 293 00:25:12,710 --> 00:25:14,295 What the hell's this? 294 00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:18,882 "Rules and standards for Music Town employee conduct"? 295 00:25:19,716 --> 00:25:21,342 Put these in the boxes. 296 00:25:21,467 --> 00:25:24,679 - Music Town? We're not a Music Town. - No, we're not a Music Town... 297 00:25:25,847 --> 00:25:26,806 yet. 298 00:25:26,973 --> 00:25:28,474 Isn't Music Town a chain? 299 00:25:28,683 --> 00:25:32,352 - "No gum chewing will be allowed inside the store"? - They're turning us into a Music Town? 300 00:25:32,477 --> 00:25:35,689 - Why didn't you tell us? - Because I was trying to stop it. 301 00:25:35,731 --> 00:25:37,190 What do you mean? 302 00:25:37,232 --> 00:25:40,694 I got enough money to make Mitch an offer. He was going to make me a partner. 303 00:25:41,737 --> 00:25:43,322 I could have bought him out, eventually. 304 00:25:43,405 --> 00:25:44,406 You were going to buy Empire? 305 00:25:44,489 --> 00:25:46,949 - That's a good thing, right? - That'll be fantastic. 306 00:25:47,992 --> 00:25:50,036 Do you think it'll happen now? 307 00:25:50,536 --> 00:25:52,788 I must pay for what Mr. Brilliant did. 308 00:25:52,872 --> 00:25:55,583 - It's over, kids, okay? - Mitchell is the man. 309 00:25:56,417 --> 00:25:58,544 And "the man" calls all the shots. 310 00:25:58,628 --> 00:26:00,212 Damn the man. 311 00:26:01,546 --> 00:26:03,256 Let me explain it to you. 312 00:26:03,590 --> 00:26:06,217 Mitchell's the man, I'm the idiot... 313 00:26:06,593 --> 00:26:09,554 and you're the screw-up, and we're all losers. 314 00:26:10,096 --> 00:26:11,765 Welcome to Music Town. 315 00:26:21,607 --> 00:26:23,192 "No visible tattoos." 316 00:26:23,275 --> 00:26:24,902 "No revealing clothing." 317 00:26:25,861 --> 00:26:27,321 We're both screwed. 318 00:26:27,947 --> 00:26:29,823 At least you're used to it. 319 00:26:30,032 --> 00:26:31,992 No, Debra, don't be bitter. 320 00:26:32,242 --> 00:26:34,994 With your ever-growing collection of... 321 00:26:35,078 --> 00:26:37,705 flesh-mutilating silver appendages... 322 00:26:37,830 --> 00:26:41,668 and your brand-new neo-Nazi boot-camp makeover... 323 00:26:41,876 --> 00:26:45,588 - the boys will come running. - Let's not fight, let's just rip. 324 00:26:50,133 --> 00:26:52,177 But we mustn't dwell. 325 00:26:52,928 --> 00:26:54,304 No, not today. 326 00:26:56,139 --> 00:26:57,265 We can't! 327 00:27:02,604 --> 00:27:04,438 Not on Rex Manning Day. 328 00:28:20,802 --> 00:28:23,262 Is it okay if I leave the couch, 'cause I'm leaving the couch, okay? 329 00:28:24,346 --> 00:28:28,017 My ass has fallen asleep. I've got to go. I'm leaving. 330 00:28:41,905 --> 00:28:45,033 - I notice you didn't leave the couch. - Not the whole couch. 331 00:28:46,826 --> 00:28:48,745 I've decided I'm going to start a band. 332 00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:50,205 Really? 333 00:28:51,831 --> 00:28:54,124 First thing you need is a name. 334 00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:56,960 Then you'll know what kind of band it is. 335 00:28:58,086 --> 00:28:59,838 Yeah, I know, I know. 336 00:29:00,464 --> 00:29:02,341 I was thinking of "Marc." 337 00:29:02,591 --> 00:29:04,009 What do you think? 338 00:29:04,510 --> 00:29:06,678 Is that with a "c" or a "k"? 339 00:29:10,348 --> 00:29:11,974 My name is with... 340 00:29:13,101 --> 00:29:14,227 a "k." 341 00:29:15,269 --> 00:29:18,397 So I was thinking maybe my band could be with a "c"... 342 00:29:18,981 --> 00:29:21,609 so that way it's a psychedelic trip thing. 343 00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:24,903 Always play with their minds. 344 00:29:32,494 --> 00:29:33,995 Nice selection. 345 00:29:37,958 --> 00:29:41,001 - Help you with anything? - No, I'm all right. 346 00:29:41,085 --> 00:29:43,337 - You like music? - Yeah. 347 00:29:43,879 --> 00:29:45,089 Me, too. 348 00:29:45,965 --> 00:29:48,133 The fat man walks alone. 349 00:29:49,426 --> 00:29:50,636 What's up? 350 00:29:50,928 --> 00:29:53,097 What are you, some kind of weirdo? 351 00:29:54,390 --> 00:29:57,308 It's a big coat you're wearing. Lots of pocket room. 352 00:30:00,186 --> 00:30:01,271 See you. 353 00:30:01,688 --> 00:30:03,314 I'm sure I'll bump into you. 354 00:30:10,863 --> 00:30:13,365 Shoplifter! 355 00:30:30,631 --> 00:30:34,218 Isn't it customary to leave the scene after committing a crime? 356 00:30:34,302 --> 00:30:35,595 Definitely an amateur. 357 00:30:39,891 --> 00:30:42,475 Attention, Rex Manning fans, to your left... 358 00:30:42,517 --> 00:30:46,146 you will notice a shoplifter being chased by the night manager. 359 00:30:46,396 --> 00:30:48,148 This young man will be caught... 360 00:30:48,231 --> 00:30:52,235 deep-fried in a vat of hot oil, and served to our first 100 customers. 361 00:30:53,486 --> 00:30:57,865 Just another tasty treat from the gang at Empire Records. 362 00:31:12,046 --> 00:31:12,838 Shit. 363 00:31:17,967 --> 00:31:20,470 - He cut it too short. - No, it's fine. Really. 364 00:31:20,553 --> 00:31:22,013 It's fabulous. 365 00:31:24,724 --> 00:31:25,808 Oh, God. 366 00:31:25,975 --> 00:31:27,310 Look at this place! 367 00:31:27,435 --> 00:31:30,187 There is no gig too small, all right? 368 00:31:30,228 --> 00:31:33,815 Middle America buys your records. We got a lot of fans waiting. 369 00:31:35,567 --> 00:31:38,737 This is Joe Reaves from the Empire Records store. 370 00:31:39,196 --> 00:31:41,907 We have a shoplifter in custody. 371 00:31:44,075 --> 00:31:45,284 How old are you? 372 00:31:45,368 --> 00:31:49,205 Old enough to kick your butt through your skull and splatter your brains on the wall. 373 00:31:49,246 --> 00:31:50,539 He's a juvenile. 374 00:31:53,167 --> 00:31:54,543 What's your name? 375 00:31:55,044 --> 00:31:56,462 Warren Beatty. 376 00:31:56,921 --> 00:31:58,673 Okay, stand up. 377 00:32:01,091 --> 00:32:02,509 Hold these against your chest, stand against the wall. 378 00:32:02,592 --> 00:32:04,219 Let them photograph you. 379 00:32:04,302 --> 00:32:06,221 Why don't you shove them up your ass? 380 00:32:06,263 --> 00:32:08,431 Because it would hurt a lot, Warren. 381 00:32:09,015 --> 00:32:10,183 Take him over there. 382 00:32:14,980 --> 00:32:17,982 And they said no revealing clothing, didn't they? 383 00:32:18,941 --> 00:32:23,237 I think Music Town is actually torn on the revealing garment issue. 384 00:32:23,654 --> 00:32:24,989 I think so. 385 00:32:25,239 --> 00:32:26,740 Revealing clothing. 386 00:32:41,796 --> 00:32:43,256 Gina, would you get dressed. 387 00:32:45,008 --> 00:32:46,175 Turn that down. 388 00:32:46,259 --> 00:32:48,343 A.J., up on the roof. Fix the sign. 389 00:32:48,635 --> 00:32:50,095 Take the photograph. 390 00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:54,141 Music Town. I can handle Music Town. 391 00:33:00,689 --> 00:33:03,441 Welcome to Music Town. May I service you? 392 00:33:06,110 --> 00:33:07,069 Gina... 393 00:33:07,278 --> 00:33:09,196 get dressed. Corey, work. 394 00:33:09,989 --> 00:33:11,282 You must be Joe Reaves. 395 00:33:11,365 --> 00:33:12,992 You must be Jane. 396 00:33:13,159 --> 00:33:14,535 Me, Joe. You, Jane. 397 00:33:14,618 --> 00:33:15,953 Shut up, Warren. 398 00:33:16,954 --> 00:33:19,205 - This is Rex Manning. - Pleased to meet you. 399 00:33:19,289 --> 00:33:21,124 We all love the new album. 400 00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:22,208 Good for you. 401 00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:23,793 What's he doing here? 402 00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:26,463 Let me introduce you. 403 00:33:26,504 --> 00:33:29,340 This is Gina. This is Corey. 404 00:33:29,507 --> 00:33:30,800 Lucas, A.J... 405 00:33:30,842 --> 00:33:32,761 and Warren. 406 00:33:33,635 --> 00:33:35,846 I'm Rex. Great to be here. 407 00:33:35,929 --> 00:33:37,598 I have all... 408 00:33:37,848 --> 00:33:39,141 your albums. 409 00:33:39,850 --> 00:33:42,186 That's terrific, Corey. Thanks. 410 00:33:42,269 --> 00:33:43,979 What happened to your hair? 411 00:33:46,523 --> 00:33:50,276 The stylist, if you can call him that, got carried away. No biggie. 412 00:33:50,485 --> 00:33:51,611 Looks good. 413 00:33:51,694 --> 00:33:52,570 See, he likes it? 414 00:33:52,653 --> 00:33:54,363 I like it. 415 00:33:55,031 --> 00:33:55,823 Great. 416 00:33:55,865 --> 00:33:57,241 Let's go to work. 417 00:33:58,159 --> 00:33:59,160 Higher. 418 00:34:14,174 --> 00:34:15,759 That was fabulous, Warren, thank you. 419 00:34:21,514 --> 00:34:22,848 Women. 420 00:34:24,892 --> 00:34:26,727 I still don't like my hair. 421 00:34:26,977 --> 00:34:28,646 Just try to smile. 422 00:34:31,232 --> 00:34:32,650 I don't like the chair. 423 00:34:32,733 --> 00:34:34,360 What do you mean, you don't like the chair? 424 00:34:35,069 --> 00:34:37,695 What's wrong with the chair? Just sit in the chair. 425 00:34:37,737 --> 00:34:39,364 I don't want to sit in it. 426 00:34:41,282 --> 00:34:42,951 You're going to stand there? 427 00:34:44,661 --> 00:34:47,205 Mr. Manning, this is a very nice chair. 428 00:34:48,331 --> 00:34:49,582 Thank you. 429 00:34:50,583 --> 00:34:51,708 Pen. 430 00:34:53,001 --> 00:34:54,837 - What's your name? - Kathy. 431 00:34:55,045 --> 00:34:56,922 K-A-T-H-Y. 432 00:34:58,132 --> 00:35:01,385 I've seen every episode of The Family Way. 433 00:35:01,885 --> 00:35:03,595 You were my favorite singer in high school. 434 00:35:06,056 --> 00:35:07,974 Who's your favorite singer now? 435 00:35:08,391 --> 00:35:10,226 You! It's still you! 436 00:35:38,919 --> 00:35:40,796 There're so many babes out there! 437 00:35:40,921 --> 00:35:44,008 I've got to get Rex some water because Rex is very thirsty. 438 00:35:44,967 --> 00:35:46,719 Make sure it's bottled water. 439 00:35:49,013 --> 00:35:51,056 Who's your favorite singer? 440 00:35:51,432 --> 00:35:52,308 Axl. 441 00:35:53,349 --> 00:35:56,311 If Axl Rose was driving down the highway... 442 00:35:56,478 --> 00:35:59,772 and saw Rex Manning stranded on the side of the road... 443 00:35:59,939 --> 00:36:02,108 would Axl Rose stop and help him? 444 00:36:05,945 --> 00:36:07,780 Does Axl have a jack? 445 00:36:08,156 --> 00:36:13,202 No way, man! Axl would spin the wheel, take aim, pound on the gas... 446 00:36:14,620 --> 00:36:16,497 and take that sucker out! 447 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,920 Warren! Where do you get this hostility from? 448 00:36:35,306 --> 00:36:37,141 Who glued these quarters down? 449 00:36:37,308 --> 00:36:38,059 I did. 450 00:36:38,142 --> 00:36:40,101 What the hell for, man? 451 00:36:40,644 --> 00:36:43,605 I don't feel that I need to explain my art to you. 452 00:36:46,858 --> 00:36:48,401 Look what you took. 453 00:36:48,693 --> 00:36:49,778 Rap... 454 00:36:50,362 --> 00:36:51,571 ...metal... 455 00:36:52,113 --> 00:36:53,323 ...rap... 456 00:36:53,907 --> 00:36:54,991 ...metal... 457 00:36:55,866 --> 00:36:57,368 ...Whitney Houston. 458 00:36:57,701 --> 00:36:59,161 It's for my girlfriend, okay. 459 00:36:59,203 --> 00:37:00,496 Sure it is. 460 00:37:00,663 --> 00:37:03,332 Someone like you needs to diminish their criminal impulses... 461 00:37:03,374 --> 00:37:06,293 not magnify them. 462 00:37:06,460 --> 00:37:08,379 Maybe some jazz or classical. 463 00:37:08,879 --> 00:37:10,464 Maybe you bite me. 464 00:37:11,839 --> 00:37:13,299 Do any of you... 465 00:37:13,383 --> 00:37:15,134 like Rex Manning's new record? 466 00:37:20,431 --> 00:37:23,184 Dance Party, U.S.A. Teenybopper type of shit. 467 00:37:24,727 --> 00:37:27,354 It tested well among teenage males. 468 00:37:28,230 --> 00:37:32,234 Did you compare the percentage of teenage male Rex Manning fans... 469 00:37:32,317 --> 00:37:35,696 to the incidents of homosexuality among teenage males? 470 00:37:36,697 --> 00:37:37,656 No. 471 00:37:40,701 --> 00:37:42,160 Who should I make it out to? 472 00:37:42,868 --> 00:37:44,078 Denise. 473 00:37:45,746 --> 00:37:47,456 Denise. I've always loved that name. 474 00:37:47,665 --> 00:37:49,709 Thank you, but it's not mine, it's my mom's. 475 00:37:49,917 --> 00:37:52,086 She loves you. I've never even heard of you. 476 00:37:54,422 --> 00:37:56,924 Does your mother still have her own teeth? 477 00:37:57,216 --> 00:37:58,383 Forget it. 478 00:37:58,675 --> 00:38:00,010 Cool hair. 479 00:38:17,818 --> 00:38:18,652 Berko. 480 00:38:18,736 --> 00:38:20,946 Lucas, heard a story about you. 481 00:38:21,030 --> 00:38:22,406 Really? Which one? 482 00:38:22,573 --> 00:38:24,116 The one where you stole $9,000... 483 00:38:25,326 --> 00:38:26,994 went to Atlantic City... 484 00:38:27,077 --> 00:38:29,038 and there's a contract out on you. 485 00:38:29,787 --> 00:38:32,206 Has anyone seen Debra today? 486 00:38:32,457 --> 00:38:33,916 We saw her. 487 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,585 She shaved her head... 488 00:38:35,710 --> 00:38:37,837 and has a bandage on her wrist. 489 00:38:38,338 --> 00:38:39,422 Really? 490 00:38:39,464 --> 00:38:40,590 Really. 491 00:38:42,633 --> 00:38:43,801 Who are you? 492 00:38:44,177 --> 00:38:45,302 I'm Jane. 493 00:38:47,179 --> 00:38:49,014 I work for Rex Manning. 494 00:38:56,772 --> 00:38:58,440 You think that's funny? 495 00:39:02,943 --> 00:39:04,487 If you'll excuse me. 496 00:39:05,446 --> 00:39:07,073 You're quitting? You can't quit. 497 00:39:07,156 --> 00:39:09,450 It's not them. It's Rex. 498 00:39:09,742 --> 00:39:11,619 You know, I don't even like his music. 499 00:39:11,660 --> 00:39:13,996 Come on Jane. You gotta stay. 500 00:39:14,121 --> 00:39:15,289 I need a change of scenery. 501 00:39:15,331 --> 00:39:17,499 Honey, come on. You can't do it to... 502 00:39:20,502 --> 00:39:22,962 I can't believe it. She quit. 503 00:41:01,638 --> 00:41:04,892 Excuse me, ladies. Less shimmy, more selling. Thanks. 504 00:41:05,433 --> 00:41:07,226 Guess who's here. 505 00:41:09,103 --> 00:41:11,647 How are you? Mitchell Beck. I own this place. 506 00:41:11,731 --> 00:41:13,816 Good to meet you. You have a nice store. 507 00:41:13,900 --> 00:41:17,278 Nice of you to say. You should have seen it originally. 508 00:41:17,487 --> 00:41:19,280 Beck's Bath and Bidet. 509 00:41:19,363 --> 00:41:22,699 Bathroom fixtures emporium. My grandfather started it. 510 00:41:22,949 --> 00:41:27,496 It was my beatnik father who turned it into a record store. I tell you, if I was selling toilets today 511 00:41:28,079 --> 00:41:29,581 I'd be a rich man. 512 00:41:30,957 --> 00:41:33,001 What's with you? You're sweating like a pig. 513 00:41:33,084 --> 00:41:34,794 It's nice to see you, too. 514 00:41:35,545 --> 00:41:38,214 Joe, come on. Is this the way we treat Mr. Manning? 515 00:41:38,297 --> 00:41:40,800 - Where's the fresh fruit? Champagne? - That's not necessary, thank you. 516 00:41:40,883 --> 00:41:42,218 No, no, please. 517 00:41:42,301 --> 00:41:44,345 - He's a big star. - Big, huge star. Big. 518 00:41:44,470 --> 00:41:45,971 Let's get him something. 519 00:41:48,724 --> 00:41:52,769 I'm going to the bank. Give me last night's deposit. 520 00:41:52,852 --> 00:41:53,895 I wanna make sure it gets there this time. - I'll take care of it. 521 00:41:53,978 --> 00:41:55,855 No, you're a busy man, let me. 522 00:41:57,524 --> 00:41:59,025 I said I'll handle it. 523 00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:08,867 Mitch, have you met Warren? 524 00:42:08,951 --> 00:42:10,035 Who're you? 525 00:42:10,118 --> 00:42:12,287 Lucas. I work here. 526 00:42:13,121 --> 00:42:14,957 Have you met Warren? 527 00:42:15,123 --> 00:42:17,292 I wanted to talk to you about him. 528 00:42:17,459 --> 00:42:19,711 Young Warren came into the store today... 529 00:42:19,795 --> 00:42:23,339 and put on a little demonstration for all the store employees. 530 00:42:23,464 --> 00:42:26,801 Very motivational. It was inspiring, actually. 531 00:42:26,968 --> 00:42:30,263 He just made quite an impression on everybody. 532 00:42:30,471 --> 00:42:32,932 I'm intrigued. I'm spellbound. 533 00:42:34,267 --> 00:42:37,103 That wasn't so hard, was it? Thank you. 534 00:42:53,994 --> 00:42:55,452 Like your hair. 535 00:43:00,499 --> 00:43:01,709 Are you okay? 536 00:43:01,834 --> 00:43:03,711 Why do you care? You didn't care last night. 537 00:43:03,794 --> 00:43:05,129 Yes, I did. 538 00:43:06,630 --> 00:43:09,216 Look, this isn't about you, okay? 539 00:43:09,757 --> 00:43:13,511 I got home last night and I thought about everything that had happened... 540 00:43:14,012 --> 00:43:16,598 and what happened the night before that... 541 00:43:16,681 --> 00:43:19,851 and the week before that and the year before that. 542 00:43:19,934 --> 00:43:24,188 The only thing that was different was something else was making me feel shitty. 543 00:43:24,355 --> 00:43:26,023 I'm trying to say I'm sorry. 544 00:43:26,106 --> 00:43:28,483 I just said, this wasn't about you. 545 00:43:30,611 --> 00:43:33,989 You didn't do anything wrong. I'm screwed up. 546 00:43:34,072 --> 00:43:35,198 We're all screwed up. 547 00:43:35,282 --> 00:43:37,034 Don't touch me right now. 548 00:43:37,367 --> 00:43:40,287 I just want you to get up and I want you to walk away. 549 00:43:48,377 --> 00:43:49,462 Corey... 550 00:43:50,129 --> 00:43:53,382 ...I've got to tell you something. It's about how I feel about you. 551 00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:58,720 I really, really... 552 00:44:01,890 --> 00:44:03,475 Oh, God... 553 00:44:03,934 --> 00:44:06,645 You know that feeling you get when you get out of a hot bath? 554 00:44:06,895 --> 00:44:09,731 You just feel really refreshed and nice. 555 00:44:10,106 --> 00:44:12,858 Well, you make me feel like... You make me feel like a bath? 556 00:44:12,983 --> 00:44:16,445 You're like vanilla ice cream. French vanilla ice cream. 557 00:45:33,434 --> 00:45:34,768 This is bullshit! 558 00:45:34,893 --> 00:45:38,522 The long arm of the law has embraced our dear friend Warren. 559 00:45:39,189 --> 00:45:41,608 I'm Joe Reaves, manager. Everything okay? 560 00:45:41,692 --> 00:45:43,986 Joe, tell them what he did. 561 00:45:44,028 --> 00:45:46,529 - You need a statement? - No, Mr. Lucas gave us one. 562 00:45:46,571 --> 00:45:49,741 Mr. Lucas over there. He took $9,000! 563 00:45:50,450 --> 00:45:52,910 - That's enough. - I only took a couple of CDs. 564 00:45:53,536 --> 00:45:54,579 Come on! 565 00:45:54,871 --> 00:45:57,623 - Lucas, I thought you were my friend. - Don't let the man get you down. 566 00:45:57,707 --> 00:45:59,917 I don't wanna see you back in the store. 567 00:46:00,001 --> 00:46:02,836 I'm gonna get you! I'm not playing this time! 568 00:46:02,961 --> 00:46:05,380 I'll be back and you'll be sorry! 569 00:46:05,505 --> 00:46:07,424 You'll hang for this! 570 00:46:08,175 --> 00:46:09,926 "You'll be sorry!" 571 00:46:10,135 --> 00:46:11,803 I'm already sorry. 572 00:46:31,322 --> 00:46:34,407 Hi. I'm just doing the quarterly income tax returns. 573 00:46:34,491 --> 00:46:35,867 Almost done. 574 00:46:40,163 --> 00:46:41,831 Look, Deb... 575 00:46:43,917 --> 00:46:46,086 if you need to talk about anything... 576 00:46:47,420 --> 00:46:49,213 You gonna fix me, Joe? 577 00:46:51,090 --> 00:46:52,883 Fix me. I'll listen. 578 00:46:53,759 --> 00:46:55,719 I didn't mean that. 579 00:46:55,928 --> 00:46:57,888 Should I call your mother or something? 580 00:46:59,431 --> 00:47:02,518 Great. You know, if you find her, could you give me her number? 581 00:47:02,601 --> 00:47:05,061 Because I'd like to talk to her myself. 582 00:47:07,730 --> 00:47:09,690 I know you didn't mean anything. 583 00:47:14,737 --> 00:47:16,364 You're doing a good job. 584 00:47:25,455 --> 00:47:27,124 I feel a lot better. 585 00:47:31,128 --> 00:47:32,170 Dear. 586 00:47:32,295 --> 00:47:34,005 Best boss in the world. 587 00:47:34,089 --> 00:47:36,048 Can I bring Rex his lunch? 588 00:47:36,257 --> 00:47:37,800 Berko's taking him his lunch. 589 00:47:38,467 --> 00:47:42,972 You know that Berko's going to insult him right to his face. It's not a good idea. 590 00:47:43,138 --> 00:47:46,767 I don't care if Berko sticks an M-80 up his butt and lights it. 591 00:47:46,851 --> 00:47:49,645 I hope he sticks one up mine. It'd be an improvement. 592 00:47:50,937 --> 00:47:53,022 I have to bring Rex his lunch. 593 00:47:53,148 --> 00:47:54,440 Berko is. 594 00:47:54,732 --> 00:47:57,485 Joe, I need to bring him his lunch. 595 00:47:58,570 --> 00:47:59,821 Berko is. 596 00:48:00,155 --> 00:48:02,782 I'm bringing Rex his lunch! 597 00:48:04,826 --> 00:48:05,951 All right. 598 00:48:07,661 --> 00:48:08,996 Thanks, Joe. 599 00:48:09,830 --> 00:48:11,582 Thanks a lot. 600 00:48:49,868 --> 00:48:51,328 Guava food groups. 601 00:48:51,494 --> 00:48:52,912 Good-bye, Mark. 602 00:48:56,207 --> 00:48:58,584 Well, this looks very elegant. 603 00:49:01,378 --> 00:49:05,174 Boy, talking to all those women can make you work up an appetite. 604 00:49:07,551 --> 00:49:08,801 I'll bet it does. 605 00:49:10,303 --> 00:49:12,972 I got everything. I'm all set. Thank you. 606 00:49:13,097 --> 00:49:14,515 So am I. 607 00:49:20,230 --> 00:49:24,441 I can't help but notice you sitting there staring at me. 608 00:49:24,691 --> 00:49:28,820 I was thinking how I used to imagine marrying you when you were on The Family Way. 609 00:49:30,364 --> 00:49:31,573 Marrying me? 610 00:49:31,657 --> 00:49:33,533 You must've been a baby back then. 611 00:49:39,081 --> 00:49:40,831 I'm not a baby now. 612 00:49:44,001 --> 00:49:45,711 You're a sweet girl. 613 00:49:48,881 --> 00:49:51,050 I'm not as sweet as you think. 614 00:49:51,884 --> 00:49:53,219 How old are you? 615 00:49:54,262 --> 00:49:55,720 Old enough. 616 00:50:02,102 --> 00:50:03,895 Sure you want to do this? 617 00:50:04,020 --> 00:50:05,438 Definitely. 618 00:50:12,945 --> 00:50:14,405 Rock and roll. 619 00:50:45,559 --> 00:50:46,685 Why? 620 00:50:47,978 --> 00:50:49,396 What are you doing here? 621 00:50:49,646 --> 00:50:51,898 I'm fixing the sign. What are you doing here? 622 00:50:51,982 --> 00:50:53,567 Taking a break. 623 00:50:54,151 --> 00:50:56,486 It's so weird that you just came up here. 624 00:50:56,570 --> 00:50:57,945 I have to tell you something. 625 00:50:58,321 --> 00:50:59,113 Not now, please. Please A.J., no. 626 00:50:59,155 --> 00:51:00,322 No, it has to be now. 627 00:51:00,406 --> 00:51:01,657 No, it has to be now. 628 00:51:01,741 --> 00:51:05,453 You remember that really horrible day when Mark set off the store alarm... 629 00:51:05,661 --> 00:51:08,497 and Gina got dumped by Dennis and cried all day... 630 00:51:08,581 --> 00:51:11,584 and I drew the picture of him and Lucas made a voodoo doll... 631 00:51:11,667 --> 00:51:13,460 and you wore that skirt that I hate? 632 00:51:13,501 --> 00:51:14,669 What skirt? 633 00:51:15,045 --> 00:51:17,422 - The one with the flowers. - The blue skirt? 634 00:51:17,505 --> 00:51:19,174 Yeah, the blue one. 635 00:51:19,341 --> 00:51:20,633 I hate that skirt. 636 00:51:21,051 --> 00:51:24,637 It's good that I hate that skirt. Listen. 637 00:51:24,929 --> 00:51:28,307 Listen to me. That skirt made me realize that... 638 00:51:29,183 --> 00:51:31,977 if I can love her in that skirt, then this must really be it. 639 00:51:33,062 --> 00:51:35,230 Corey, I love you. 640 00:51:37,524 --> 00:51:38,484 What? 641 00:51:39,693 --> 00:51:41,445 I'm in love with you. 642 00:51:42,362 --> 00:51:44,697 I mean, I've been in love with you. 643 00:51:44,781 --> 00:51:47,492 Wow, please, not now. Please, A.J. 644 00:51:48,201 --> 00:51:52,538 Please don't do this right now. I'm sorry, but I can't handle this right now. 645 00:51:52,914 --> 00:51:55,958 Are you telling me you could handle it some other time? 646 00:51:56,042 --> 00:51:57,001 Look... 647 00:51:57,210 --> 00:52:00,212 I just threw myself at Rex Manning, okay? 648 00:52:00,462 --> 00:52:03,006 And made a total fool of myself. 649 00:52:03,423 --> 00:52:04,382 You what? 650 00:52:04,466 --> 00:52:07,010 Yes, and I'm not ready for this, okay? 651 00:52:07,761 --> 00:52:09,054 I'm sorry. 652 00:52:13,058 --> 00:52:15,518 I'm sorry, I just want to be alone, okay? 653 00:52:15,851 --> 00:52:17,144 Yeah, okay. 654 00:52:21,482 --> 00:52:23,359 Forget I said anything, okay? 655 00:52:23,567 --> 00:52:26,529 Just forget it. I didn't say anything. Nothing happened. 656 00:52:48,757 --> 00:52:49,883 Forget about Rex. 657 00:52:49,925 --> 00:52:52,761 - We'll get you another guy. - I don't want another guy. I'm not like you. 658 00:52:52,845 --> 00:52:56,765 I don't need one. Why do you try and make me like you? 659 00:52:57,349 --> 00:52:58,892 What do you mean? 660 00:53:03,354 --> 00:53:06,899 I'm not like you. I don't need to do what you do all the time. 661 00:53:07,775 --> 00:53:09,360 Okay. I see. 662 00:53:09,527 --> 00:53:12,363 Not like me, the turbo slut. Is that what you mean? 663 00:53:12,447 --> 00:53:15,324 Are you saying that I've got to do every guy I see? 664 00:53:15,408 --> 00:53:18,034 You certainly seem to enjoy it. 665 00:53:22,247 --> 00:53:23,832 What did you do? 666 00:53:24,374 --> 00:53:27,669 Did you act all perfect and better than everybody? 667 00:53:27,752 --> 00:53:29,171 You think guys like you for that? 668 00:53:29,254 --> 00:53:33,090 They may not like it, but at least they don't do it with me and go off and laugh. 669 00:53:34,508 --> 00:53:36,760 God, you're self-righteous. 670 00:53:47,605 --> 00:53:50,482 There you are. Is Rex Manning in yet? 671 00:53:51,024 --> 00:53:54,527 If he is, show him my eight-track. It's great. It's The Family Way. 672 00:53:54,652 --> 00:53:56,863 It's in the vinyl section, right underneath the... 673 00:53:56,946 --> 00:53:58,072 Please! 674 00:53:58,406 --> 00:53:59,741 What'd I do? 675 00:54:03,912 --> 00:54:05,954 You forgot your thingy! 676 00:54:08,999 --> 00:54:11,877 It's just something I've always been able to do. 677 00:54:12,085 --> 00:54:14,963 I can tell you what color and what kind. 678 00:54:15,672 --> 00:54:18,133 All right. What am I wearing now? 679 00:54:18,342 --> 00:54:19,426 Jockeys. 680 00:54:19,510 --> 00:54:20,885 Navy blue. 681 00:54:22,261 --> 00:54:23,638 Am I right? 682 00:54:23,721 --> 00:54:24,680 I don't know. 683 00:54:24,764 --> 00:54:28,142 Well, why don't you check it out and you let me know. 684 00:54:48,537 --> 00:54:50,830 Now, the $64,000 question. 685 00:55:16,062 --> 00:55:17,772 That's really nice. 686 00:55:18,273 --> 00:55:19,524 Don't. 687 00:55:19,732 --> 00:55:21,109 Don't what? 688 00:55:21,901 --> 00:55:24,027 Pretend like nothing happened. 689 00:55:24,152 --> 00:55:26,071 Just don't. 690 00:55:27,281 --> 00:55:29,491 When you told me that before... 691 00:55:29,658 --> 00:55:31,368 I freaked because... 692 00:55:31,994 --> 00:55:35,872 I don't think about you like that. You're my best friend. 693 00:55:37,124 --> 00:55:39,542 I think we have something better than that. 694 00:55:39,709 --> 00:55:40,876 Better. 695 00:55:42,295 --> 00:55:43,713 That's bullshit. 696 00:55:44,297 --> 00:55:46,048 You know it's bullshit. 697 00:56:14,867 --> 00:56:17,244 One for Miss Teen America. 698 00:56:17,536 --> 00:56:19,204 It's okay. I didn't spit on it. 699 00:56:20,456 --> 00:56:22,041 "Dishonesty"? 700 00:56:22,291 --> 00:56:24,043 What's that supposed to mean? 701 00:56:24,251 --> 00:56:26,336 And one for the man with the band. 702 00:56:28,713 --> 00:56:30,214 "Marc sucks." 703 00:56:34,844 --> 00:56:38,765 Hey, A.J., I made you a button. "Stupid." 704 00:56:38,890 --> 00:56:40,682 You're just in time. 705 00:56:40,807 --> 00:56:41,892 Please. 706 00:56:41,975 --> 00:56:43,352 It's a surprise. 707 00:56:44,186 --> 00:56:47,105 Veto! Veto! I'm not listening to it. 708 00:56:47,189 --> 00:56:50,650 - No, we're dancing to it. - No, no, no. 709 00:56:50,984 --> 00:56:53,695 I am not going to dance to Rex Manning. I'm not dancing. 710 00:56:53,779 --> 00:56:56,947 Why not? I am Rex Manning. I'm so sexy. 711 00:56:57,031 --> 00:56:59,408 - No. You're stupid. - No, I'm sexy. 712 00:56:59,492 --> 00:57:00,826 Get off! 713 00:57:15,256 --> 00:57:16,257 Wait. 714 00:57:45,952 --> 00:57:47,203 You all having fun? 715 00:57:48,830 --> 00:57:49,997 I hope so! 716 00:57:51,916 --> 00:57:54,627 Don't let me stop you! Keep dancing! 717 00:57:55,211 --> 00:57:57,046 You better do it now... 718 00:57:57,380 --> 00:58:01,299 because by next week this will be a Music Town! 719 00:58:01,508 --> 00:58:05,595 And I don't think they allow dancing in Music Town! 720 00:58:05,887 --> 00:58:08,515 What are we supposed to do instead, Joe? 721 00:58:10,392 --> 00:58:13,019 What am I gonna do with this guy? 722 00:58:13,561 --> 00:58:15,062 What should I do? 723 00:58:16,188 --> 00:58:17,606 Turn him into the police? 724 00:58:17,690 --> 00:58:19,275 Send him to jail? 725 00:58:19,525 --> 00:58:21,402 Who do you think he's gonna come to... 726 00:58:21,569 --> 00:58:23,529 when he wants bail? Who? 727 00:58:24,155 --> 00:58:25,239 Me, right? 728 00:58:25,364 --> 00:58:26,240 Me. 729 00:58:26,740 --> 00:58:28,117 What should I do? 730 00:58:28,826 --> 00:58:30,702 Put in my own $9,000? 731 00:58:30,785 --> 00:58:32,996 And then I'm screwed! 732 00:58:34,330 --> 00:58:37,041 Don't worry, Joe. You're a superb manager. 733 00:58:38,460 --> 00:58:39,669 Really? 734 00:58:41,045 --> 00:58:42,380 Superb. 735 00:58:46,091 --> 00:58:47,342 Keep it up. 736 00:58:47,968 --> 00:58:49,344 Superb. 737 00:58:49,928 --> 00:58:50,888 Say it again. 738 00:58:51,263 --> 00:58:52,347 Superb. 739 00:58:52,931 --> 00:58:53,891 You shit! 740 00:58:54,183 --> 00:58:55,726 That's my shoulder! 741 00:58:58,270 --> 00:58:59,897 Get in there, pinhead! 742 00:59:02,607 --> 00:59:03,983 No, don't. 743 00:59:06,402 --> 00:59:08,070 Don't do it. Joe. 744 00:59:24,503 --> 00:59:26,004 You deserved that. 745 00:59:26,254 --> 00:59:27,214 I know. 746 00:59:29,883 --> 00:59:31,259 Where's Rex? 747 00:59:32,510 --> 00:59:35,095 Got a better question: Where's Gina? 748 00:59:44,730 --> 00:59:46,106 I'll look upstairs. 749 00:59:46,857 --> 00:59:48,274 I'll check the bathroom. 750 00:59:48,983 --> 00:59:50,443 I'll check in storage. 751 00:59:50,568 --> 00:59:51,945 I'll check the sofa. 752 00:59:54,697 --> 00:59:57,617 How's it going, man? Joe, I'm sorry I'm late. 753 00:59:57,784 --> 01:00:00,245 I brought pizza, in case anyone's hungry. 754 01:00:00,912 --> 01:00:02,413 So, what's up, man? 755 01:00:02,663 --> 01:00:04,456 Why you guys looking so glum? 756 01:00:04,623 --> 01:00:06,333 Where's sexy Rexy? 757 01:00:06,416 --> 01:00:08,585 It's funny that you put it that way. 758 01:00:10,045 --> 01:00:10,921 What? 759 01:00:11,505 --> 01:00:14,424 I'm not feeling so good. Can I count out now? 760 01:00:19,846 --> 01:00:21,848 Why is the door locked? 761 01:00:22,932 --> 01:00:24,308 Where's Gina? 762 01:00:26,018 --> 01:00:27,311 Where's Rex? 763 01:00:43,451 --> 01:00:45,120 What, no applause? 764 01:00:49,415 --> 01:00:50,207 Get off! 765 01:00:50,291 --> 01:00:51,709 A.J.! A.J., stop. He's not worth it. 766 01:00:56,630 --> 01:00:58,173 Wise up, junior. 767 01:01:02,219 --> 01:01:05,221 Take your purse and get the hell out of my store. 768 01:01:05,513 --> 01:01:06,598 Where's Jane? 769 01:01:06,681 --> 01:01:07,682 She quit. 770 01:01:08,141 --> 01:01:08,933 What? 771 01:01:09,017 --> 01:01:11,352 I lied about your hair. It looks stupid. 772 01:01:11,519 --> 01:01:12,937 And we all hate your new album. 773 01:01:13,021 --> 01:01:14,939 Not to mention the ones before that. 774 01:01:15,148 --> 01:01:17,025 You're a washed-up imposter. 775 01:01:21,236 --> 01:01:23,739 Why don't you all just fade away? 776 01:01:26,533 --> 01:01:28,577 How could you? With Rex Manning? 777 01:01:29,202 --> 01:01:30,579 I hate you. 778 01:01:31,371 --> 01:01:33,081 You better go home. 779 01:01:33,999 --> 01:01:35,375 Am I fired? 780 01:01:35,709 --> 01:01:39,253 Have I fired anyone today? No. Why would I start with you? 781 01:01:41,631 --> 01:01:46,177 Is this how your life's going to be now? You're going to screw every has-been... 782 01:01:46,302 --> 01:01:47,928 until your tits fall down and they don't want you anymore? 783 01:01:48,012 --> 01:01:49,138 At least... 784 01:01:49,347 --> 01:01:53,058 I don't hide what I am. Right, Corey? 785 01:01:53,350 --> 01:01:57,687 At least I'm not some closet speed freak, right? 786 01:01:57,812 --> 01:02:01,274 You think I don't see what you do? You think I don't see? 787 01:02:01,358 --> 01:02:03,151 - Shut up! - I know what you do! What's this? 788 01:02:03,234 --> 01:02:04,694 What's this? 789 01:02:05,278 --> 01:02:07,571 What are these? 790 01:02:07,613 --> 01:02:11,408 What are these? Aspirins? Vitamins? Breath mints? 791 01:02:11,575 --> 01:02:12,910 Diet pills? 792 01:02:13,202 --> 01:02:14,453 Diet pills? 793 01:02:14,620 --> 01:02:16,830 - What a surprise! - Stop it! 794 01:02:17,665 --> 01:02:21,627 You know what, I could study all night if I was chowing down speed, too, you know that I could. 795 01:02:21,710 --> 01:02:22,960 Here's one... 796 01:02:23,044 --> 01:02:24,837 ...for your perfect little face! 797 01:02:24,921 --> 01:02:26,464 And your perfect body! 798 01:02:26,547 --> 01:02:29,550 And your perfect family and your perfect school! 799 01:02:29,717 --> 01:02:33,096 - And your perfect, perfect future! - Gina, stop it! 800 01:02:33,179 --> 01:02:34,597 I'm stopping. 801 01:02:34,639 --> 01:02:35,974 Come on. 802 01:02:36,140 --> 01:02:38,267 - I'm stopping! - Go home. 803 01:02:38,725 --> 01:02:41,269 It's always about her. 804 01:02:43,480 --> 01:02:45,273 It'll be fine. Really. 805 01:02:45,357 --> 01:02:47,359 No. It's not going to be fine! 806 01:02:47,526 --> 01:02:51,321 Nothing's ever fine, Joe! I'll show you fine! 807 01:02:52,072 --> 01:02:53,573 I'll show you perfect! 808 01:02:53,657 --> 01:02:55,616 I hate you! 809 01:02:57,076 --> 01:02:58,953 I hate you! 810 01:03:05,751 --> 01:03:07,253 Let's get her up, come on. 811 01:03:10,672 --> 01:03:12,048 Better? 812 01:03:12,340 --> 01:03:13,967 Come on. Let's dry you off. 813 01:03:25,853 --> 01:03:28,522 I guess nobody really has it all together. 814 01:03:29,356 --> 01:03:30,315 No. 815 01:03:30,524 --> 01:03:33,485 I feel like I should welcome you to the neighborhood. 816 01:03:42,452 --> 01:03:45,747 Did you really want to do Rex Manning in the count-out room? 817 01:03:46,873 --> 01:03:50,001 Is that how you always imagined your first time would be? 818 01:03:50,168 --> 01:03:53,254 Your back up against the daily totals... 819 01:03:53,463 --> 01:03:55,965 and your feet pounding against the safe? 820 01:03:56,631 --> 01:03:58,467 "Oh, Rexy, stop that!" 821 01:03:58,633 --> 01:04:00,010 "You're so sexy!" 822 01:04:07,059 --> 01:04:09,394 Why are you being so nice to me? 823 01:04:11,229 --> 01:04:13,314 Let's save our Hallmark moment. 824 01:04:35,502 --> 01:04:36,711 Hey, Mark! 825 01:04:40,757 --> 01:04:43,509 You love Gwar! Why don't you join the band? 826 01:04:59,774 --> 01:05:02,693 Mark, man, you play a mean guitar! 827 01:05:03,111 --> 01:05:05,530 It's really a shame that you must die! 828 01:05:31,887 --> 01:05:33,722 I love you, Eddie. 829 01:05:41,730 --> 01:05:43,732 Do you need a new night manager? 830 01:05:44,650 --> 01:05:46,192 What are you doing later? 831 01:05:46,734 --> 01:05:50,405 I don't know. I'm either going to jail or hell, I can't decide which. 832 01:05:51,906 --> 01:05:55,368 Wherever you're going, would you have dinner with me first? 833 01:05:56,828 --> 01:05:58,037 You bet. 834 01:06:03,041 --> 01:06:04,877 Can I ask you something? 835 01:06:05,168 --> 01:06:07,588 Do you know where Harvard is? 836 01:06:10,174 --> 01:06:11,633 It's near Boston. 837 01:06:11,717 --> 01:06:14,970 No, I mean, do you really know where Harvard is? 838 01:06:15,345 --> 01:06:17,430 It's another planet. 839 01:06:17,471 --> 01:06:21,142 Another universe, totally unlike the one we know. 840 01:06:21,475 --> 01:06:26,314 Filled with big blond guys with oar boats. 841 01:06:27,023 --> 01:06:30,985 What I am trying to say is that you and Corey are just not made for each other. 842 01:06:31,110 --> 01:06:33,236 She's different than you. She's... 843 01:06:45,040 --> 01:06:47,083 Death is in the cards, huh? 844 01:06:47,791 --> 01:06:50,127 "Rest in peace. Deb." 845 01:06:51,211 --> 01:06:52,922 A Funeral. 846 01:06:53,380 --> 01:06:55,466 Is Debra not with us anymore? 847 01:06:55,507 --> 01:06:59,345 If Deb wants to die, let's show her what a real funeral would be like. 848 01:07:09,812 --> 01:07:13,358 We are gathered here today to pay our last respects to Debra. 849 01:07:14,442 --> 01:07:16,778 She left us and never said why. 850 01:07:18,071 --> 01:07:19,696 But I am really going to miss her. 851 01:07:19,821 --> 01:07:22,574 And I wish that I could have known her a little bit better. 852 01:07:22,950 --> 01:07:24,076 Dogshit. 853 01:07:24,368 --> 01:07:26,161 Hey, dead people don't talk. 854 01:07:27,913 --> 01:07:29,581 - Berko, would you like to say something? - Deb, I just... 855 01:07:32,626 --> 01:07:34,543 I just want you to stay. 856 01:07:35,253 --> 01:07:36,379 That's all. 857 01:07:36,462 --> 01:07:38,839 A.J., do you have something to say? 858 01:07:40,549 --> 01:07:43,511 Well, is it better to know or not to know? 859 01:07:44,679 --> 01:07:47,682 You see, I want to go to art school. 860 01:07:47,765 --> 01:07:49,058 But I'm afraid. 861 01:07:49,433 --> 01:07:51,184 Jesus, I hate this funeral. 862 01:07:54,938 --> 01:07:57,357 Empire Records, open till midnight. This is Mark. 863 01:07:57,983 --> 01:07:59,234 - Midnight? - Yes. 864 01:08:07,366 --> 01:08:09,868 Help me! Help me! 865 01:08:12,204 --> 01:08:13,872 - I'll take care of him, boss. - Okay. 866 01:08:18,460 --> 01:08:20,045 I really miss Gina. 867 01:08:21,462 --> 01:08:24,674 That's really special, but aren't we supposed to be talking about me? 868 01:08:25,049 --> 01:08:27,427 I know, I just can't stop thinking about her. 869 01:08:29,262 --> 01:08:31,222 She's not afraid of life, 870 01:08:31,347 --> 01:08:34,100 and she's not afraid to be herself. 871 01:08:34,934 --> 01:08:37,269 And I wish that I could be like that. 872 01:08:37,686 --> 01:08:39,855 I wish I could be brave like Gina. 873 01:08:41,898 --> 01:08:43,191 You are brave. 874 01:08:43,942 --> 01:08:45,277 You're getting out of here. 875 01:08:47,279 --> 01:08:50,490 You're always talking about how I do what I want to do... 876 01:08:52,616 --> 01:08:53,743 but I don't. 877 01:08:54,035 --> 01:08:56,579 I don't, because I want to sing in a band... 878 01:08:56,746 --> 01:08:58,122 ...but... 879 01:08:58,456 --> 01:09:01,042 ...I don't have the guts to even audition. 880 01:09:03,127 --> 01:09:06,505 And I know that if I don't do something, I'm going to end up like my mother. 881 01:09:08,089 --> 01:09:11,092 Her life ended after high school. 882 01:09:12,177 --> 01:09:14,679 You're never going to be like your mother if you don't want to be like her. 883 01:09:18,850 --> 01:09:20,643 You're going to be fine. 884 01:09:21,519 --> 01:09:25,147 That is so sweet, I think I'm going to barf. Excuse me. 885 01:09:25,272 --> 01:09:27,107 Get down here. 886 01:09:36,200 --> 01:09:37,659 I used to pee in my bed. 887 01:09:40,036 --> 01:09:41,204 I did. 888 01:09:41,287 --> 01:09:43,498 I wet my bed until I was 10. 889 01:09:44,207 --> 01:09:45,625 My mother... 890 01:09:45,666 --> 01:09:47,585 turned me over to the county... 891 01:09:48,169 --> 01:09:50,254 when I was 10, too. 892 01:09:50,671 --> 01:09:55,092 Not for being a bed-wetter, but for being a bad seed. 893 01:09:55,842 --> 01:09:57,469 Anyway... 894 01:09:57,928 --> 01:09:59,346 ...three years went by... 895 01:09:59,846 --> 01:10:01,264 and then Joe came. 896 01:10:02,641 --> 01:10:05,644 He took me out, and I became... 897 01:10:05,727 --> 01:10:08,146 the person that I am today. 898 01:10:13,567 --> 01:10:14,527 Look. 899 01:10:15,653 --> 01:10:18,614 I tried to kill myself with a Lady Bic. 900 01:10:18,906 --> 01:10:23,160 A pink plastic razor with daisies on it and a moisturizing strip. 901 01:10:25,413 --> 01:10:28,415 And it took me forever just to get through my skin. 902 01:10:31,042 --> 01:10:32,502 I don't know. 903 01:10:32,627 --> 01:10:34,796 I was just really tired of being invisible. 904 01:10:38,174 --> 01:10:39,843 We love you, Debra. 905 01:10:46,890 --> 01:10:48,058 Warren, get out of the store. 906 01:10:50,436 --> 01:10:52,563 You can't tell me what to do, A.J. 907 01:10:53,730 --> 01:10:55,149 What are you doing with a gun? 908 01:10:55,232 --> 01:10:56,650 What do you think I'm doing? 909 01:10:59,569 --> 01:11:00,903 What the hell was that? 910 01:11:00,945 --> 01:11:02,864 - Christ! - Holy shit, man! 911 01:11:02,989 --> 01:11:05,241 Why don't you let these people go? What do you say? 912 01:11:05,616 --> 01:11:09,078 Good try, A.J. You trying to fool me, man? 913 01:11:09,203 --> 01:11:10,705 I'm not that dumb. 914 01:11:10,788 --> 01:11:13,248 You'll call the cops! 915 01:11:13,457 --> 01:11:15,292 - Warren's shooting up the place. - My God, A.J. 916 01:11:15,375 --> 01:11:17,210 A.J.'s fine. Everybody stand back, okay? 917 01:11:17,335 --> 01:11:19,087 Jane, call 911. 918 01:11:20,714 --> 01:11:22,966 Do you see that, man? 919 01:11:23,383 --> 01:11:26,094 Wasn't that brilliant? 920 01:11:26,845 --> 01:11:28,429 Didn't you love that? 921 01:11:28,637 --> 01:11:30,639 You told me not to come back. 922 01:11:30,723 --> 01:11:31,599 Well, here I am. 923 01:11:31,682 --> 01:11:32,766 Give me the gun, Warren. 924 01:11:32,850 --> 01:11:34,185 I'll give you the gun. 925 01:11:37,104 --> 01:11:38,272 What are you doing? 926 01:11:38,397 --> 01:11:40,399 I wanted to have a little chat with Warren. 927 01:11:40,566 --> 01:11:43,068 Yeah? Have a little chat with my gun. 928 01:11:43,235 --> 01:11:44,861 What do you want, Warren? 929 01:11:44,944 --> 01:11:47,906 Stop calling me Warren! My name isn't... 930 01:11:48,031 --> 01:11:49,324 ...fucking Warren! 931 01:11:49,407 --> 01:11:50,658 His name isn't Warren. 932 01:11:50,742 --> 01:11:53,286 - His name isn't Warren. - You can't kill me, Warren. 933 01:11:53,578 --> 01:11:55,288 ...I'm already dead. 934 01:11:55,788 --> 01:12:00,542 I talked to God. She says, "Yo, what's up?" And she wants you to lose the gun. 935 01:12:01,710 --> 01:12:03,128 You are psycho! 936 01:12:03,212 --> 01:12:04,838 You are psycho! 937 01:12:04,963 --> 01:12:07,466 What the hell is wrong with you people? 938 01:12:07,633 --> 01:12:11,178 You all belong in the loony bin. Every one of you. 939 01:12:11,386 --> 01:12:14,640 Forget you guys. I don't need you. You think you're so happy 940 01:12:14,931 --> 01:12:17,183 ...and so goddamn great... 941 01:12:17,350 --> 01:12:19,936 ...because you work in a freaking record store. 942 01:12:19,977 --> 01:12:22,230 You think you're so superior. 943 01:12:24,440 --> 01:12:27,818 Joe, Lucas steals $9,000 from you, and you don't do dick to him? 944 01:12:28,152 --> 01:12:29,987 So you going to give me a job now? 945 01:12:32,322 --> 01:12:33,990 So that's it, Warren? 946 01:12:35,283 --> 01:12:36,660 You want to work in a record store? 947 01:12:37,953 --> 01:12:38,828 No. 948 01:12:39,621 --> 01:12:41,539 I think you're lying, Warren. 949 01:12:43,959 --> 01:12:45,961 He's not going to give me a job, man. 950 01:12:46,126 --> 01:12:47,211 How do you know? 951 01:12:47,294 --> 01:12:50,422 Why should he? Why should anyone give me a job? 952 01:12:50,547 --> 01:12:52,132 He gave me a job. 953 01:13:02,850 --> 01:13:04,727 So do I get the job? 954 01:13:07,730 --> 01:13:11,150 Considering the fact that he's a minor and he put blanks in the gun... 955 01:13:11,359 --> 01:13:12,902 there's really not a lot they can do to him. 956 01:13:13,319 --> 01:13:14,696 Thanks a lot, Officers. 957 01:13:15,071 --> 01:13:16,781 Take care, Warren. Stay out of trouble. 958 01:13:17,281 --> 01:13:19,199 Wait a minute. 959 01:13:21,785 --> 01:13:23,203 Warren, I made this for you. 960 01:13:24,371 --> 01:13:25,414 Wait. 961 01:13:25,497 --> 01:13:27,958 Can you keep it here for me? So when I get back... 962 01:13:28,125 --> 01:13:29,084 Sure. 963 01:13:29,167 --> 01:13:30,127 Thanks, man. 964 01:13:31,587 --> 01:13:34,213 Hey, Warren, take care of yourself. Don't let the man get you down. 965 01:13:34,380 --> 01:13:35,840 You, too, Lucas. 966 01:13:36,090 --> 01:13:37,049 Bye, Gina. 967 01:13:37,383 --> 01:13:38,926 Yeah, don't drop the soap. 968 01:13:39,969 --> 01:13:41,596 I got to call Mitchell. 969 01:13:49,311 --> 01:13:51,229 It's $1,900. 970 01:13:51,896 --> 01:13:53,898 - I sold my Vespa across the street. - No. 971 01:13:55,191 --> 01:13:58,653 Here's $600 left over from the Rex Manning expense account. 972 01:13:59,154 --> 01:14:00,238 Cool. 973 01:14:00,530 --> 01:14:03,074 There's about $30 from Debra's buttons. 974 01:14:04,074 --> 01:14:05,909 I have some money in my bag. 975 01:14:06,243 --> 01:14:08,037 Here's $2... 976 01:14:08,162 --> 01:14:10,247 and some Bazooka Joe for karma. 977 01:14:10,331 --> 01:14:12,708 Here's $23 from A.J.'s expense account. 978 01:14:13,334 --> 01:14:15,836 Maybe you can hock this, I don't know. 979 01:14:18,631 --> 01:14:19,922 That's... 980 01:14:20,131 --> 01:14:21,507 ...$3,050 981 01:14:22,008 --> 01:14:23,176 And... 982 01:14:23,259 --> 01:14:24,761 ...$6,000 more. 983 01:14:26,387 --> 01:14:28,556 It's not about money, OK? 984 01:14:30,725 --> 01:14:32,185 I hate money. 985 01:14:37,898 --> 01:14:41,735 I thought I knew what I was doing, but I didn't, okay? 986 01:14:43,904 --> 01:14:45,197 I give up. 987 01:14:51,327 --> 01:14:52,662 Call Mitchell. 988 01:14:53,371 --> 01:14:56,624 - I think we can work something out... - No, now's the time, just call him. 989 01:14:59,960 --> 01:15:01,295 Wait a second. 990 01:15:01,337 --> 01:15:03,172 Wait, give me a couple of seconds. 991 01:15:04,799 --> 01:15:05,883 So the perpetrator... 992 01:15:05,966 --> 01:15:08,927 ...will be taken to Juvenile Hall and likely charged... 993 01:15:08,968 --> 01:15:12,347 ...with assault with a deadly weapon possibly even kidnapping. 994 01:15:12,430 --> 01:15:15,016 I saw the whole thing go down. You see, I work here. 995 01:15:15,433 --> 01:15:16,559 Hey, guys, check it out. 996 01:15:16,643 --> 01:15:18,144 Mark's on TV! 997 01:15:18,186 --> 01:15:20,480 Joining us is an eyewitness to the scene. 998 01:15:20,605 --> 01:15:23,107 An employee of the store who saw it. Tell us what happened. 999 01:15:23,941 --> 01:15:26,860 This guy here kind of wigged out and all, but that's besides the point. 1000 01:15:26,944 --> 01:15:31,824 We're having a get-together here tonight. There's gonna be free admission, live music, hits, chicks. 1001 01:15:32,408 --> 01:15:33,701 The full nine yards, man. 1002 01:15:33,784 --> 01:15:35,994 It'll be heavy shit. Here at midnight. 1003 01:15:36,078 --> 01:15:37,912 We're live on the air right now. That's the story... 1004 01:15:40,665 --> 01:15:42,959 Anybody can come. Here at midnight. Party on, man! 1005 01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:45,503 Damn the man! Save the Empire! 1006 01:16:20,286 --> 01:16:22,037 We've got to make some money. 1007 01:16:36,426 --> 01:16:39,970 You gotta invest in this when you're young. A record is like life. 1008 01:16:40,137 --> 01:16:41,680 It goes around and around. 1009 01:16:42,639 --> 01:16:44,558 - How much is it? - $80. 1010 01:16:53,734 --> 01:16:55,110 $5 a beer. 1011 01:16:55,194 --> 01:16:56,652 Plenty for everyone! 1012 01:16:57,779 --> 01:16:58,863 There you go. 1013 01:17:03,451 --> 01:17:05,787 You gotta buy something before you go in. 1014 01:17:05,953 --> 01:17:08,414 - You wanna buy some vinyl or something? - Hi, Mitchell. 1015 01:17:14,419 --> 01:17:16,046 What is going on here? 1016 01:17:16,213 --> 01:17:20,175 Why do I get the feeling that I am being royally screwed? 1017 01:17:21,635 --> 01:17:23,303 Because you are, Mitch. 1018 01:17:24,888 --> 01:17:28,390 There was no money in the bag. One of my employees needed it. 1019 01:17:31,852 --> 01:17:32,895 Who took it? 1020 01:17:35,105 --> 01:17:36,690 Who took my money? 1021 01:17:38,818 --> 01:17:40,444 Mitch, this is some party. I mean it's a hell of a turn-out. 1022 01:17:40,528 --> 01:17:41,445 Who are you? 1023 01:17:41,529 --> 01:17:45,031 - I'm Lucas. I still work here. - How could I forget. We're talking... 1024 01:17:45,114 --> 01:17:47,367 I wanted to talk to you about this Music Town thing. 1025 01:17:48,284 --> 01:17:52,497 Next week, you'll be the owner of one of the many Music Towns... 1026 01:17:52,580 --> 01:17:53,665 - Across this great land, correct? - Yes. 1027 01:17:53,748 --> 01:17:56,626 You like it because Music Town raises prices, so you make more money. 1028 01:17:56,709 --> 01:17:58,085 You're a smart boy. 1029 01:17:58,126 --> 01:18:01,630 When Music Town comes in... Joe is out. 1030 01:18:01,964 --> 01:18:03,298 A.J. is out. 1031 01:18:03,340 --> 01:18:07,553 All the beautiful little tattooed, gum-chewing freaks are out as well. 1032 01:18:07,636 --> 01:18:10,597 And it pretty much goes without saying, that I'm out. 1033 01:18:10,722 --> 01:18:13,724 Wish it had gone without saying, but you won't shut up. 1034 01:18:13,808 --> 01:18:16,143 What I think Lucas is trying to say... 1035 01:18:16,310 --> 01:18:18,437 ...is that I'm going to open my own store. 1036 01:18:19,856 --> 01:18:21,732 You don't have the start-up capital. 1037 01:18:22,108 --> 01:18:24,110 - Yes, he does. - No, I don't. 1038 01:18:24,986 --> 01:18:26,279 But I will. 1039 01:18:26,696 --> 01:18:28,239 I will get it. 1040 01:18:32,325 --> 01:18:33,368 I quit. 1041 01:18:37,455 --> 01:18:38,540 You knew, didn't you? 1042 01:18:38,623 --> 01:18:39,541 About what? 1043 01:18:39,624 --> 01:18:40,876 Everything. 1044 01:18:41,251 --> 01:18:43,169 About me, what I wanted to do. 1045 01:18:43,795 --> 01:18:45,671 I knew you weren't happy. 1046 01:19:54,527 --> 01:19:57,238 Thank you for coming. 'Bye. Move along. 1047 01:19:57,280 --> 01:19:59,407 These are on sale with a coupon, right? 1048 01:20:12,086 --> 01:20:14,630 Doesn't anybody work in this store? 1049 01:20:15,005 --> 01:20:16,048 I do. 1050 01:20:23,888 --> 01:20:25,390 A.J.! 1051 01:20:49,203 --> 01:20:53,749 Leave the merchandise, take your cup, get out! Bug someone outside! 1052 01:20:53,958 --> 01:20:54,959 Now! 1053 01:20:55,835 --> 01:20:58,004 Here's all your money. Count it. 1054 01:21:02,007 --> 01:21:04,593 I hate this place. You love it. 1055 01:21:04,968 --> 01:21:06,636 Let me sell it to you. 1056 01:21:07,679 --> 01:21:09,097 Cheap. 1057 01:21:09,848 --> 01:21:11,808 Thanks, you won't regret it. 1058 01:21:13,143 --> 01:21:15,061 Asshole. 1059 01:21:16,563 --> 01:21:17,897 I'll take it. 1060 01:21:18,023 --> 01:21:20,024 Give me that! 1061 01:21:23,986 --> 01:21:24,820 You! 1062 01:21:25,529 --> 01:21:26,613 - Take the lead. - What? 1063 01:21:26,864 --> 01:21:27,823 Go on. 1064 01:21:28,949 --> 01:21:30,284 You're on. 1065 01:22:29,923 --> 01:22:31,007 Perfect. 1066 01:22:33,551 --> 01:22:36,221 Well, not entirely perfect. 1067 01:22:42,351 --> 01:22:44,686 Hi. What are you doing up here? 1068 01:22:44,853 --> 01:22:46,271 - Listen to me! - Hello, Corey. 1069 01:22:46,438 --> 01:22:48,774 You're so special and so talented! 1070 01:22:48,899 --> 01:22:51,443 You have everything it takes! More than everything it takes! 1071 01:22:51,568 --> 01:22:55,238 And you're really stupid because you don't know that! 1072 01:22:56,739 --> 01:23:00,326 And I know you don't love me anymore and I know that I blew it! 1073 01:23:00,409 --> 01:23:02,161 And if you don't go to art school... 1074 01:23:02,245 --> 01:23:05,790 if you don't understand how special you are, then you know nothing. 1075 01:23:08,793 --> 01:23:10,877 I did love you and I still... 1076 01:23:11,169 --> 01:23:14,297 Only I didn't realize it was love because it was more than love... 1077 01:23:14,381 --> 01:23:17,759 and it wasn't just some stupid feeling in my stomach. 1078 01:23:17,843 --> 01:23:19,886 I'll never love anybody as much as you. 1079 01:23:19,970 --> 01:23:22,889 And I hate you! Why did you wait so long? 1080 01:23:22,931 --> 01:23:24,432 I quit. 1081 01:23:27,518 --> 01:23:29,270 I'm going to art school... 1082 01:23:30,521 --> 01:23:32,356 in Boston... 1083 01:23:32,523 --> 01:23:34,233 so I can be near you. 1084 01:23:36,902 --> 01:23:38,112 - Really? - Yeah. 1085 01:27:00,885 --> 01:27:03,762 That guy, whatever his name is. 1086 01:27:04,012 --> 01:27:05,722 What's his name? 1087 01:27:05,972 --> 01:27:08,933 That dude with the shaved head? The liar guy? 1088 01:27:09,351 --> 01:27:12,187 - Henry Rollins? - Yes, the guy with tattoos all over. 1089 01:27:12,270 --> 01:27:14,356 I admit, Henry Rollins is sort of a puss. 1090 01:27:14,439 --> 01:27:16,858 Yeah, he's a total puss. His lyrics suck. 1091 01:27:16,941 --> 01:27:20,152 But you can't go and put down the Misfits. 1092 01:27:20,277 --> 01:27:22,946 They had everything it took to be a great punk band. 1093 01:27:23,197 --> 01:27:26,909 They had good bass lines and strong guitar chords... 1094 01:27:26,992 --> 01:27:28,660 even though they were only three. 1095 01:27:28,744 --> 01:27:33,457 They didn't even compare to Primus. They were that old school stuff. 1096 01:27:33,499 --> 01:27:35,374 Why get into Primus? 1097 01:27:35,458 --> 01:27:37,960 - Primus sucks. - Primus is the new stuff. 1098 01:27:38,169 --> 01:27:40,213 Out with the old, in with the new. 1099 01:27:40,296 --> 01:27:43,424 Religion's a bad thing if Primus is what's gonna come around. 1100 01:27:43,508 --> 01:27:46,969 - What are you talking about? - The fact that Primus has nothing. 1101 01:27:47,053 --> 01:27:49,097 They got good bass lines. I'll admit. 1102 01:27:49,180 --> 01:27:51,973 They have beautiful bass lines. Six-string fretless bass... 1103 01:27:52,015 --> 01:27:54,643 Okay, but they're not as good as the Pixies. 1104 01:27:54,851 --> 01:27:59,022 The Pixies have way better bass lines than Primus. 1105 01:27:59,064 --> 01:28:01,358 So why didn't they stick around? 1106 01:28:01,525 --> 01:28:05,278 Because people wanted to do solo careers and explore themselves... 1107 01:28:05,528 --> 01:28:08,364 as single entities instead of a band. 1108 01:28:09,865 --> 01:28:11,784 But that's like money. 1109 01:28:11,867 --> 01:28:15,412 No, it's not about money. What are you talking about, "money"? 1110 01:28:15,663 --> 01:28:16,622 Yeah, it is. 1111 01:28:20,918 --> 01:28:22,293 and everything's going to be fine...